Mars squares your deployment pipeline today, Cancer. You're about to promote an agentic system from experiment to production, but the alerting thresholds you inherited from the last oncall were written for a different workload — they'll fire constantly. Drain the noise before you scale, or spend your week in PagerDuty.
Lucky namespaceprod-agentic-v1
AvoidSkipping the postmortem for the last incident.
Planetary influenceMars □ Saturn